BROTH IRA

When thinking about retirement you should primarily think of two things:  1).  being sick a lot.  2).  eating something besides dogfood.  Saving in a BROTH IRA can kill these two birds with one stone, and after you kill the two birds put them in the broth IRA along with the stone.  An IRA is an individual retirement account, which is a horrible name because who wants to retire by them self?  In a BROTH IRA you save not money, but anything that could work well in a BROTH, like chicken, even chicken bones.  Other things to add to your BROTH are any other types of bones (please no human bones, ancestor or not), okra, garlic, tomatoes, onions, beef, and really any meat you can find. If you happen upon a group of vultures eating some roadkill keep this rule in mind - they can fly to find another kill, but can you?  The more variety that you can put in your BROTH the better.  And let us not forget another often overlooked reason to contribute to a BROTH IRA - their earnings are tax free!!  This means that no matter how much you improve your BROTH IRA, or how good it tastes, or how big the pot gets, you will never have to pay taxes on it.  But back to the two primary things that you should think about in regards to retirement and how a BROTH IRA helps you:  1).  A BROTH IRA will help you not get sick (just don't put meat or guacamole with ebola, ecoli, or the norwalk virus in it). 2).  It's not dogfood (although I am sure your puppies will appreicate it).

"A person who is full refuses honey, but even bitter food tastes sweet to the hungry."  

                                           -NLT Proverbs 27:7 

Hunger is the Best Cook