Inheritance Quiz

If you parents both died in a plane crash and left you one million dollars, what would you do:
A.  Put it slowly into a ROTH IRA.
B.  Buy a Lamborghini.
C.  Burn the Money.
D.  Grieve my parents.

If you had an inheritance that was to be divided between you and six other people, would you:
A.  Call a lawyer.
B.  Try to have some of the other six killed.
C.  Burn the Money.
D.  Grieve the dead.

If you inherited a large yacht that had a high market value, would you:
A.  Sell it to your Financial Planner, because she had some money to blow.
B.  Take it around the world and Facebook Live the whole trip (solar power for iPhone).
C.  Burn it and stay on land.
D.  Grieve the sailor.

If you inherited a Neapolitan Mastiff breeding business, would you:
A.  Sell them immediately so as to not deal with insurance issues.
B.  Keep breeding, mark up the price, and sell them as Hagrid's dog Fang.
C.  Give them away.
D.  Cuddle with them, and keep one forever, and maybe learn about them.

If you inherited a debt of $500,000 would you:
A.  Burn it.
B.  Sell it to an insurance company.
C.  Laugh.
D.  Cry.

If you answered mostly A, you are Mr. or Mrs. Money.
If you answered mostly B, you are a Money Moron (Congratulations, you fit in with this site).
If you answered mostly C, you are Master over Money.
If you answered mostly D, you Miss Money's Mark (it can't seem to hit you).
If you answered mostly E (or F), you took the wrong quiz.

  14 Rachel and Leah responded, "That's fine with us! We won't inherit any of our father's wealth anyway.  15 He has reduced our rights to those of foreign women. And after he sold us, he wasted the money you paid him for us.  16 All the wealth God has given you from our father legally belongs to us and our children. So go ahead and do whatever God has told you." Genesis 31:14-16