My Portfolio

Many people do not know what a portfolio is.  Is it a type of briefcase, a marketing gimmick for artists and designers, or some type a financial thing?

It is of course all of those, but we will now speak of the financial portfolio.  Etymologically, portfolio comes from the three words:

Port is a sailing term that means the opposite of starboard.  You could take this one of three ways.  Port reminds me to never invest in outer space, port means I should never let my left hand know what my right hand is doing, or port means never invest in the sea - it is too choppy.  So choose your pick or make one up.

(huietelle) is the second part of portfolio, although unvoiced and also unwritten so most people do not know that is it even a part of portfolio and therefore will never know what it means.  (huietelle) is either elvish, sindaric, tumeric, or igiKwanquan, and it means variety.  There are a variety of types of variety, or should I say various.  Here are the three main types:  1.  Change always so you don't get bored.  2.  A variety show (essentially the same as #1.  3.  Don't put all your eggs in one basket (or portfolio).

Folio is a arborist term meaning leaf, or possibly a scribal or manuscript term, or a term from when the arborist and the scribe were one and the same.  What this means is that leaves are great investments.  This could be taken one of 7 ways.
1.  Invest in booksellers like Amazon.
2.  Invest in Christmas tree farms.
3.  Invest in Books about trees and leaves, like a tree guide.
4.  Invest in land which also has trees.
5.  Invest in land with palm trees (indigenous or imported).
6.  Write your investments on a leaf for each investment, and have a collection, similar to the Marvel collectors of the infinity stones.  Leafs, infinity stones, silmarils, what's the difference?
7.  Invest in stocks, bonds, CDs, cash, money market funds, REITs, municipal bonds, lottery tickets, racehorse winners and losers, patents, and really whatever else floats your portfolio.